No Sweat

Sunny days washing the rain away
HEY YOU GUYS!!!!! come out & play!
100% humidity ain't nuthin'
step outside & eat a muffin
sho nuff it's crumbly & soggy
but, hey, at least your lawn ain't boggy.

Look at the bright side
when you're outside
cuz this is the summer
& it can be a bummer
but only if you allow it
so hit the garden & plow it.

Distracting mind from wet
cuz this is as good as it'll get
gotta make the most of it
have a party & be the host of it
white t-shirt bash in the cool rain;
mammalian protuberances big & plain.

What a groovy way
to spend a day
checking out A & T
of folks so very pretty
& gathered 'round the yard;
oh, yeah, bodies cut & hard...

mmmm, hard bodies...