Fatty Limerick Series - Miss Mary Pound

Fatty Limerick Series;

Miss Mary Pound

There was a girl called Mary Pound

Who was quite full & round

Her nights were about the same,

Lurid, sultry, & not at all tame;

In another’s bed she could be found.

Hefty Hideaway gal, Ms. Pound,

Really loved to sleep around

to avoid family shame

She used another name

With an exotic sound.

Voluptuous & divine, Marie Le Frond,

Big, supple, fluid as a pond,

Charms always in demand,

& never cause for reprimand

When her birthday suit’s donned.

One day Marie Le Frond

Slipped & fell into a pond

Rescued by a strange man’s hand

She’s now only in demand

As Missus Ala Monde.

The girl called Mary Pound

No longer sleeps around

& her life is a bit more tame

Since she changed her name;

Raising her brood she can be found.

All the men miss Mary

Their palms are getting quite hairy

Their own gals they can’t find

For they’re slowly going blind

& some even turned fairy.